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All in Reviews
When I received the package containing the Doc Johnson Platinum Super 7”, I had never been so excited to masturbate. I bonded immediately with the massive realistic dildo, going so far as to name it after the lead singer of my favorite band. While it couldn’t exactly serenade me, the toy was near-perfect for me in many ways. Despite a few drawbacks, it definitely lived up to my high expectations.
The sex position book genre is one that is permeated by half-hearted regurgitations of the same garbage. But – every now and then – there’s one with a few ingredients the others lack, which gives you something to sink your teeth into. The sweet confection known as The Cookie Sutra, has quite a few ingredients other sex position books lack.
As a lady who typically produces enough natural lubricant to make a waterfall envious, I’ve admittedly had limited experience with lubes. That being said, I was excited to give Sliquid Organics Natural Lubricating Gel a shot. The little brown bottle boasted its healthy properties as well as its focus on women’s pleasure but does its performance live up to the hippie hype?
When I decided to become a sex educator, I knew I’d be challenged to do some new and interesting things. I never expected reviewing an enema kit would be one of them. Even if I did, I doubt I would have thought that I’d give it a glowing review. Luckily for the Unisex Douche/Enema kit by Pipedream, my lack of foresight doesn’t make it any less of a quality product for all your orifice rinsing needs.
In general, erotica is very touch and go. For every crazy hot story, there's another that's just terrible. Best Gay Erotica 2012 bucks that trend... for the most part.
There are toys that work, toys that don’t and toys that work then don’t. The Renegade Vibrating Massager II is the latter of the three. It works… very well but then it doesn’t. As with most electronics these days, the battery is the fatal flaw of this otherwise near perfect device. But if you’re non-vibrating but otherwise near perfectly ergonomic toy, you can’t do much better.
Sex toys are generally a very yes or no kind of product. You either like a toy or find it more boring that a rabbit with dead batteries. Somehow Metal Worx Luv Plug by Pipedream has found a way to fall into limbo. But if you've got the right circumstances, this bad boy might be just the thing.
Confession time: I’m writing this drunk as fuck. I’ve had more shots of tequila than I should in five minutes and will take another one every 30 minutes until I’m done or asleep.
What can I say about “50 Shades of Grey?” Well… I’ll be honest, I didn’t hate it. In fact, I kind of liked it. I mean, there’s so… just so much wrong with it. But overall it’s a pretty decent novel. I’m thinking of reading “50 Shades Darker” and “50 Shades Freed.”
At this point in the game, you’re probably already familiar with this mediocre EL James penned “Twilight” fanfiction turned worldwide best-selling BDSM “erotica” and all it failings. Instead of adding to hordes of critics complaining about the boring sex scenes, kiddie time BDSM play, cheesy writing and severe case Mary Sue syndrome, I’ve decided give my thoughts on specific pages that I bookmarked during my reading.
Being that I’ve taken two more shots since I wrote the above words, this should be interesting.
