Doc Johnson Platinum Super 7" Review - 7 Veiny Inches of Fun
The Doc Johnson Super 7" is definitely a handful.
When I received the package containing the Doc Johnson Platinum Super 7”, I had never been so excited to masturbate. I bonded immediately with the massive realistic dildo, going so far as to name it after the lead singer of my favorite band. While it couldn’t exactly serenade me, the toy was near-perfect for me in many ways. Despite a few notable drawbacks, it definitely lived up to my high expectations.
What: Realistic dildo
Material: Medical grade silicone
Body safe: 10/10
Stats
- Length: 8 1/2"
- Insertable length: 7 1/4"
- Circumference: 6"
- Diameter: 1 7/8"
- Harness compatibility: O-ring compatible
- Weight: 20 oz
Turn-Ons:
If you like ‘em large, this dildo will not disappoint. The girth and length of the toy seem intimidating at first but with the help of some lube, it’ll slide in without a problem. You’ll definitely get that satisfying full feeling from this toy. The weight makes its size seem even more imposing, which I liked.
The toy has a nice, subtle scent. Even after several uses, it retained that fresh smell.
The material is soft and flexible, which makes the toy even more comfortable when inserted, and it warms quickly for a more natural feel. It’s also easy to clean, which is always a plus.
The bulging veins make for a completely different sensation, especially if you’re used to using smooth dildos.
The balls are good for grabbing onto and thrusting.
You can set it on the ground and hump it – the bottom is flat and sort of sticky, so if you set it upright, it won’t topple over that easily.
The base of the toy is wider than the insertable part, which means you can stick it in your butt without worrying that it’ll get lost up there.
Very easy to clean with just soap and water. If you want to sterilize it, you can just buy boiling it or sending it though the dishwasher.
Turn-Offs:
Get ready to use a metric crap-ton of lube. With its considerable size, you’ll need it for a comfortable fit. You may also need to reapply several times.
Like all silicone toys, the material is sort of sticky, which can make for painful penetration if you or the toy isn’t slippery enough. Again, lube, lube, lube! This is a relatively minor problem, but a bit of an annoyance. The toy could serve an alternate purpose as a lint brush with how many stray hairs and fuzzies it attracts.
There is no hiding this toy. It’s large and obviously a dick, so be sure to stow it in a drawer no one bothers to go through, ever.
Other stuff:
The first few times I used the dildo, I experienced some soreness. If you’re not used to anything larger than the average penis, your body may not make friends with the toy right away.
The Bottom Line:
I personally love the sensations the Super 7” gives me. The toy is not for everyone – some will definitely find the size to be simply too much for them – but with a bottle of lube and a little time for good old-fashioned foreplay to warm up, you’ll find yourself forming a super sexy friendship with this big boy.
