Let’s not bury the lead here, this thing feels fucking great!
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The Ako by PicoBong is an interesting clitoral vibrator. Manufactured by Lelo, who makes some of the best sex toys on Earth, the Ako has some big holes to fill. Does it live up to its potential or should you grab a V8 and wait for the next one? According to our resident vagina owner and toy reviewer, Hillary, your fingers should be pointing your computer to our sponsor, Eden Fantasys, to pick up one of your own.
With the sudden surge in curiosity about Ben Wa balls, I thought it’d be nice to get a review of a Ben Wa ball based product that is both body-safe and actually meant for vaginal use. That’s where the Smartballs Teneo Duo by Fun come in.
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Every now and then, a sex toy comes across my bed that simply seems to do no wrong. Luckily for our guest reviewer and his boyfriend, The Groove by Doc Johnson is one of those toys.
The Groove by Doc Johnson is a 100% medical grade silicone anal probe. For those unfamiliar, an anal probe is a mash-up between a dildo and butt plug. They’re great for all sorts of anal play and this toy is no exception.
Bottom Line: If you like penetration of the anal sort and are looking for a powerful yet versatile option at a low price, you can’t do better than The Prowler by Colt.
I know that I tend to be a bit harsh on products, but today I simply can’t. The Prowler is just too awesome.
Checkmates “The Bishop” by Evolved Novelties is a “discreet” personal vibrator. It’s very simple, and sleek, although it’s not very powerful. But that’s not to say that “The Bishop” isn’t a worthwile vibe.
Bzzz Buddies: Pandy Personal Massager
Price: $28.99
If I’m telling the truth, the only reason I selected the Pandy Bzzz Buddies personal massager to review was because it was shaped like a panda. Again, if I’m being honest, that’s the only reason I’m keeping it around. No, it doesn’t suck. But, I just wasn’t impressed.
As a kid, whenever I was feeling down, my grandmother would tell me to make the best out of a bad situation. It never made me feel better, but I always found ways to make lemonade.
I wonder what Chris Waitt’s grandmother gave him as advice because he decided to take his lemons and shove them into the open, festering wounds of all the women that’d been unfortunate enough to date him since middle school. I guess that wasn’t such a bad plan because from all the searing pain and, drunken, Viagra fueled tirades; A Complete History of My Sexual Failures was born.
If, by chance, I was stripped naked then tied to a chair with rope while being interrogated by an asthmatic, blood crying evil mastermind middleman with a nondescript European accident and forced to pick a word to describe the Sue Johanson Head Honcho masturbation sleeve, I would say, “Meh.” I would then follow that statement up with a rant that would begin with, “Why the fuck didn’t you just ask me that instead of recreating the best scene from the 21st James Bond film, Casino Royale?”
In case that 2 sentence paragraph has you struggling to follow along, this is a less than enthusiastic review of the Sue Johanson Head Honcho male masturbation sleeve, which was provided by our friends Eden Fantasys. (Yes, you can still visit them for sex toys and use our coupon code SZZ for 15% off your order.)
Even though, in that scenario, I would have been under duress when asked about my feelings on the Sue Johanson, they still ring true. “Meh” is the word of the evening and you will see it used to describe every aspect of this unsurprisingly mediocre product.
TLDR Summary: Not all sex toys are made equal. Flawed but worth a try. Cheap at $30. Waterproof. 10 unique settings. Good design.
