Anal Sex is Fucking Awesome
Anal sex gets a bad rap. People always complain: it’s dirty, it hurts, blah, blah, blah. No matter what anyone says about it, anal sex is fucking awesome; it’s a fact. Today, we’re going over all the reasons why anal sex is fucking awesome.
Anyone can do it
Opinions are like assholes, everybody’s got one and that’s part of what makes anal sex so fucking awesome: everybody’s got one! Anal sex is the great equalizer; if you've got an anus, pleasure is within your reach. Whenever I say that, I feel like anal Oprah. “You're getting some anal and you're getting some anal. Everybody's getting some anaaaaaal.” It’s a beautiful thing.
You can't get pregnant
One of the biggest fears people have about sex is unwanted pregnancy. Luckily, no matter how much fertile semen you shove into someone's butt, they will never, ever, ever get pregnant. Trust me on this, I've done extensive testing.
Keep in mind, with anal sex, you are still at risk for STIs/STDs. Because it’s covered in a mucus membrane and easily susceptible to small, unnoticeable tears, the rectum is easy prey for STIs, which sucks. But, hey, at least you still won’t get pregnant. Yay!
It feels fucking great
If anal sex was painful, no one would ever do it. Luckily for the human race, anal sex feels fucking great. Just like your nipples, penis head or clitoris, your anus is full of nerve endings that make your body feel all out of breath and sweaty. Whether you're using a finger, fist, tongue, penis or toy, there's so much fun to be had.
If you're on top in this anal situation, you're going to be enjoying an orifice that's crazy warm, strong and slick which feels like a hug for your fingers but feels like a warm bath of heaven on your fingers and cock.
Anal sex is so fucking awesome... It’s just... magical.
Bottom line: I really, really like Hydrodouche by Bathmate It’s well-made from high quality materials. It’s also got a bunch of small features and niceties that easily make it my new favorite enema.
My recent crash course in anal topping has been eventful, enjoyable and enlightening. It’s only been a few weeks since I got my dick working, so it’s not like I’m suddenly a wise, butt-banging power top, but from the very beginning there were two things instantly evident: Topping is really fucking difficult and tops don’t get nearly enough credit.
Tantus Twist has my vote for a fun, diverse plug. If you are interested in something apart from the basic butt plug and the shape appeals to you, this might be the twist you’re looking for. I'll be keeping this cute, little toy within hand's reach when preparing for more booty Olympics.
When I want to get really dirty, I’ve got to make sure to play with my backdoor. With its sleek design high quality, the Tantus Juice Plug is a welcome addition in my toy box and backdoor.
Imagine your partner laying on their back, their body moving in rhythm with yours. Their head, held back, mouth open, letting out moans of ecstasy. That’s why I love pegging. It’s intimate for me and my partner. They’ve let go and put their trust in me to be the top they need. Letting go of any societal judgment and giving into pleasure.
I am a straight, dominant man who loves anal sex *pause for applause* Thank you, thank you. Now the reason I made the statement “I am a straight dominate man who loves anal sex” comes from gathering a number of the myths that I have read and heard about that I have found that people have about anal sex and men.
The main (maybe only) difference between anal sex and vaginal sex is the preparation for it. But the choral lyrics by a couple of 80’s & 90s songs entitled “It Takes Two” still says it best: “It takes 2 to make a thing go right / It takes 2 to make it out of sight.” With that said, what makes a good anal bottom?
Because of the way people like me tend to talk about anal sex, a lot of people think it’s some overwrought affair. Yeah, it’s a bit more complicated than vaginal or oral sex. But, truth be told, you really only need three things to have stellar anal sex: patience, lube and a sunny disposition. Easy, breezy, beautiful: Anal Whore.
Now, we already know how I feel about anal sex. If you love anal as much as I do, then you want to make sure your booty is always ready to go. These advanced anal hygiene tips will do just that.
Ask any emergency room nurse, people love shoving random crap up their butts. From vegetables to live animals, the possibilities for insertion are only limited by the pliability of your anus. Just because the options are limitless doesn't mean you should go around sticking any random thing up there. So, today, I'm giving you a handy guide of five things you should never put in you rectum/anus, in no particular order.
As you all know, I sometimes like to press my boundaries and try things I’ve never tried before. If you you’re a long time reader of LTASEX, you should have come across my bisexual and dating experiments, among others. Having recently fallen in love with prostate play, I figured it might be time to try an enema.
When I decided to become a sex educator, I knew I’d be challenged to do some new and interesting things. I never expected reviewing an enema kit would be one of them. Even if I did, I doubt I would have thought that I’d give it a glowing review. Luckily for the Unisex Douche/Enema kit by Pipedream, my lack of foresight doesn’t make it any less of a quality product for all your orifice rinsing needs.
