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Sex is the key to everything! Since 2011, I’ve been bringing you the best in sex education. Let’s keep it running!
All in Sexpert Wisdom (Advice)
Hey, how are you? That’s good. Come on in, I think we need to have a talk.
There are several topics that I have yet to cover, for various reasons. Usually I think I’m not knowledgable enough, or that my personal biases may sway or impassion my writing in a negative way. Virginity is one of those topics that I felt that I needed more time to stew and formulate my ideas, but I think it’s time.
Before I go any further I would like to make a plea for a change in nomenclature. When you have sex for the first time, you are said to be losing your virginity and the person who “deflowered” you took. Understand this is not a game of Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh, drag racing for pinks, nor Casino Royale style poker. You are having sex; nothing is being taken from anyone involved. I know that sex, especially the first time, can make you feel awkward, dirty or ashamed but know that you are doing nothing wrong; your feelings, thoughts, and desires, are all normal things that everyone else has felt in your situation.
No matter how prepared you are when you have sex for the first time you will find yourself confronted with a metric ass-ton (I think that’s the scientific term) of emotions. More than anything else, what can make the largest difference in how you feel afterwards is how well your partner responds to your needs immediately and for the days following. Most people lose their virginity in high school, so it’s not like you really have time to lay around cuddling and talking about what just happened. Especially when you’re terrified your mom is going to come home early from work. This means that you have to work with what you have to ensure that your experience is the best it can be.
Now that every iPhone/Android/Palm/Blakberry is rocking a 3+ megapixel camera, and almost every smartphone on the planet is shooting in at least 720p, it makes sense that “sexting” (I hate that word) has taken off. I know I for one am inundated with all types of crazy requests; just 20 minutes ago, I got texted, “Send me a picture of your giant ass covered in baby oil”. . . I declined. This may seem like an odd request, but to me it’s par for the course. I’m sure there are quite a few of you who have been in similar situations at some point. So today we are going to step your digital sex game up a few notches with some tips and tricks.
I love when people send me nude pictures, it’s one of the highlights of my days, but I absolutely hate when they look like this.
Sure, this chick is hot and if she sent me pictures, or video or her phone number I wouldn’t mind, but the grainy bathroom cell phone camera MySpace pic should have died off, along with Tom, years ago. Also, people, understand that duck lips are not as cute as you think they are. You look like someone just dropped a deuce that no one is acknowledging.
He is clearly just stating a fact if you have sex with women you need to eat some pu**y. I strongly maintain that if I were to buy a car without working air conditioning then I would take it back. If I’m dating someone who doesn’t blow me, then I’m going to trade him in for a different model.
This man to the left is Louis CK. Louis CK is a sexy motherfucker. That hairy, pudgy, misshapen, balding, ginger, middle-aged, divorced, father of two happens to be one of the sexiest people living today.
Pudgy, misshapen, balding . . . none of that sounds attractive. However, in a game of “marry, fuck, kill” with Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz and Louis CK, Team Jacob is going to die. Now, I can’t pass up a chance at Emmett Cullen, but it’s Lucky Louie I’d want for the long run.
What does Louie have that those abtastic Twilight Saga stars don’t? A personality.
When it comes to attraction, physical appearance is always first. The way someone looks is what grabs your eye or pushes it away. Let’s face it, ugly people do not often get a second look; Depending on how ugly, we may want to forget the first. Being the animals that we are, someone who is physically attractive will always have the immediate edge. A nice rack, on women and men, will catch someone’s attention. However, if your conversation is lacking or you’re dumber than a bag of rocks, that attention will wane. You must have personality, charm, confidence, or lots of money in order to keep that attention coming.
It is an age-old question. Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean? Personally, I would rather have Pinky and a Brain rather than a Rocky and Bullwinkle, if you know what I mean. I know, as you should as well, that the brain is the biggest sex organ and stimulation of the mind is a must. I am sure the multitude of websites and Enzyte commercials would beg to differ. They would have you to believe that if you dick is not 28" with a raging erection at all times then there is something wrong with what you've got going on. However, the facts are not nearly as ridiculous or unobtainable. Fellas, grab that tape measure from the nightstand... don't worry I'll wait.
Once you have your new toys you need a place to store them. So today we are going to give you some tips and tricks on storage and cleaning for your college life.
Depending on the size of the toys you have many good options. I like to keep my lube with my paint, it’s about the same size and with the label removed it looks like thickener for acrylic paints. You could also buy some cheap lotion, clean the container and store your lube there. For your toys, one good solution is a mailing tube. If you move in with it most people will assume it’s nothing more than poster storage. The mailing tube option is really good for keeping all of your stuff in there. A tall tube can store lube, condoms, restraints, & toys.
