A 92 year-old woman is being held in a Florida county jail on the charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The woman, Helen Staudinger, went to her neighbor's home and refused to leave until she got a kiss. Her neighbor, Dwight Bettner, politely declined and an argument ensued. Helen angrily left. She then promptly fired four shots from her semi-automatic pistol at his house. Bettner, a former police officer, wasn't hit, but a bullet missed his head by just a few inches.
Moral Of The Story:
I guess 92 is not too old to be a cougar.